This is stuff from ~3-4 years ago. It consists of some forgotten balance changes and one new hero: Nissan - the drifting car. Kim Larsen was also slightly reworked to pay homage after the legends IRL death.
Part 2: Genfoedt.
During our years of inactivity, another danish dev team wanted to try their hand at poelsemix. They ended up making the fundamentals for 1 hero, that we have added and finished with their permission:
Shadow the Hedgehog, tho he has been slighty reworked. Respect is given them. Funny story: We later found out that shadow was an edgy inside joke DnD character and not Shadow the Hedgehod lol, but he was already finished by then.
Part 3: Regrilled.
This is the actual content update. Alot has been added as described below.
GENERAL CHANGES
NEW MAP
Overall layout has been changed
A lot more focus on fighting in the center
Chest spawns reduced to 4
Respect to Scooter for creating this awesome map
HOGRIDER!: NEW EVENT
Hogriders now spawn the first time someone takes the lead by 10 kills, they will attempt to chase down the kill leader.
NEW HEROES
METTE: NEW HERO
As prime minister of Denmark, Mette is solely responsible for the order to genocide all mink in the Kingdom of Denmark. Can she abuse her authority to commit another genocide in the Poelsemix arena?
RED ROSE: PASSIVE ABILITY
Damage reflection: Mette always attempts to reflect critisism, and damage is considered a form of critisism.
LET LOOSE THE MINK!: PASSIVE ABILITY
Mette occasionally summons mink, the mink are uncontrollable, but will freely attack nearby enemies. Size of the mink increases with rarity, the bigger the better! Interval decreases with more intellect.
MINKOCIDE: ACTIVE ABILITY
Commit an executive order on mink in range, gaining bonus gold and permanent int in exchange, multiplied by the rarity of the mink.
PRESS MEETING SUMMONS: ULTIMATE ABILITY
Mette summons everyone to the center of the map, she then proceeds to let loose the mink.
SCEPTER EFFECT
Press meeting stuns enemies after teleporting them.
INTRUDER: NEW HERO
The Intruders participation in the poelsemix arena is part of a special secret covert operation. Armed to the teeth, he is more than ready to intrude upon the poelsemix arena.
REMOTE CHARGE: ACTIVE ABILITY
Intruder plants a remote C4, that automatically explodes when walked over.
FLASHBANG: ACTIVE ABILITY
Intruder throws a flashbang, stunning and damaging enemies upon impact or hitting the target location.
SMOKE GRENADE: ACTIVE ABILITY
Intruder throws a smoke, he are invisible while in the smoke, meanwhile enemies lose vision while in the smoke. Grenade explodes upon hitting target location or upon impact.
CARDBOARD DECOY: ACTIVE ABILITY
Intruder places a weak decoy at his position, then goes invisible for a short duration.
BLOON CAM: ACTIVE ABILITY
Intruder sets up a stationary bloon cam, granting him vision around it.
EQUIP SNIPER: ULTIMATE ABILITY
Intruder equips his fanciest sniper for as longs as he has the ammo for it. Greatly increasing his range and damage, but reducing his attack rate.
SCEPTER EFFECT
Removes fire rate penalty from equip sniper
STEWART STARDUST: NEW HERO
Coming all the way from the streets of Vesterbro, Steward is armed with his barehand knuckles and a ton of beer. Can he bring the christmas spirit to the Poelsemix arena?
SONNY BOY: ACTIVE ABILITY
Stewart runs fast and bashes his sonny boy enemies to show them that they shall not be fræk.
EN MED GULDRINGEN: ACTIVE ABILITY
Stewart knocks out his enemy for a few seconds with the guldring.
SPØRG OM HJÆLP: ACTIVE ABILITY
Stewart asks for a little hjælp from his enemies and gains strength for each nearby enemy hero.
GOD JUL!: ULTIMATE ABILITY
Stewart visits his enemies and wishes them a glædelig jul.
NISSAN: NEW HERO
Nissan Bluebird U13 was sent to the Poelsemix arena by the F1 federation. They want to turn the arena into a new race track. But first Nissan must drive down his competition.
DRIFT: ACTIVE ABILITY
Nissan drifts forward and back in an arc. Burning enemies he comes into contact with.
RUNOVER: ACTIVE ABILITY
Nissan starts the engine and runs over people.
LONGLIGHTS: ACTIVE ABILITY
Nissan turns on the fjernlys blinding enemies in front of him and damaging them.
RACE: ULTIMATE ABILITY
Nissan starts a race against an enemy. The car who moves the most wins the race. The loser takes big damage.
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: NEW HERO
Once the figment of his creators edgy imaginations, Shadow manifested his way into the Poelsemix arena and somehow turned into a hedgehog in the process.
STEALTHY: PASSIVE ABILITY
Shadow will fade into the shadows.
SLIPPERY MOTHERFUCKER: PASSIVE ABILITY
Shadow will casually dodge attacks by accident while looking cool.
FLYBY ATTACK: PASSIVE ABILITY
Shadow will teleport behind his target for his attack, dealing extra damage based on distance teleported.
SCEPTER EFFECT
Flyby attack range, min damage and max damage multiplied by 2.
AERIAL ASSAULT: ULTIMATE ABILITY
Shadow slashes back and forth, dealing damage to enemies he comes into contact with.
NEW ITEMS
GRUNDLOVEN: NEW ITEM
ACTIVE: Grants magic immunity for 4 seconds when activated
PROVIDES:
+15 Intelligence
PRICE: 1849
RECIPE: Staff of Wizardry + Recipe (849)
NORWEGIAN EUL: NEW ITEM
ACTIVE: Swoops up the targeted hero in a cyclone for 3.5s
PROVIDES:
+55 Intelligence
+40 Movement speed
+6 mana regen
PRICE: 8250
RECIPE: Eul + Eul + Magic staff
ROIDS: NEW ITEM
PROVIDES:
+40 Strength
-10 Health regen
PRICE: 3075
RECIPE: Reaver + Orb of venom
CHINESE XPERIMENTALS: NEW ITEM
PROVIDES:
+125 Strength
-50 Health regen
PRICE: 6594
RECIPE: Roids + Orb of venom + Roids + Orb of venom + Recipe (444)
TWISTED BOW: NEW ITEM
PASSIVE: Causes your attacks to deal bonus damage based on the targets magic resist
PROVIDES:
+25 Agility
+150 Range (ranged only)
+100 Attack Speed
ACTIVE: Deal 500 physical damage to the targeted enemy and mark it for sacrifice. If the marked enemy doesn't move a certain distance within 5 seconds, they take an additional 500 magical damage and heal the user for 250
DISCLAIMER: The focus of this patch has been new content and fixing legacy bugs, balancing has not been prioritized at this point, except balance changes in the near future
KIM LARSEN
OM LIDT BLIVER DER STILLE: NEW ABILITY
Kim charges forward, silencing and damaging enemies around the end point.
PAPIRKLIP: SEVERAL CHANGES
Illusion outgoing damage from 125/150/175/200% -> 75/100/125/150%
Cooldown 10s->12s
New level 15 talent: +2 copy duration
New level 25 talent: +1 copy amount
New casting sound
KØB BANANER: FULL REWORK
Kim throws a banana, if the banana hits an enemy they "buy" it for an amount of gold, healing them slightly. If the banana hits the ground it instead becomes a banana peel
NEW SCEPTER EFFECT
Bananas no longer heal, instead they poison the target for a short duration.
PR0PH3CY
HACK: SEVERAL CHANGES
Now silences instead of disarming
Now ticks every 0.5s instead of 1s, damage value changed to match this
New level 15 talent: +1s hack duration
New level 25 talent: +1 hack target
NEW SCEPTER EFFECT
Hack now steals 20 of all attributes from the target and gives them to PR0PH3CY for the duration
TEEMO
NEW SCEPTER EFFECT
Exiting guerilla warfare with an autoattack casts a free blinding dart on the target
Shroom explosion arm time 1.2s -> 2s (part of a small shroom refactor, now shares delay with the invibility part)
Blinding dart cast delay removed
BRIAN
NEW SCEPTER EFFECT
Hurtigbrille scorches the ground, dealing damage to all enemies around him
Mokai duration reduced from 4,6,8,10 -> 3,4,5,6
New level 10 talent: +3s hurtigbrille duration
Hero minor changes
Vision of units was overlooked back in the olds days, and have been addressed. Brians mokai had too much value
Lots of old talent trees have been changed abit, still working on adding unique talents to old heroes
Herobrines: elderdrake can now actually fly over terrain, buts its vision have been greatly nerfed
Harald blåtand: Runestone vision greatly nerfed
Base Boys: Choke now actually scales with level, from 25% -> 10, 15, 20, 25, 30%. Max level now 5, gets level 1 for free
Items
Flæskesteg meta has been dominating way too hard
Tordenskjold damage per tick reduced from 100 -> 80 (total damage 500 -> 400)
Flæskesteg: hp 1000 -> 500 and healthregen% on passive 10% -> 8%
Flæskesteg og kartofler: hp 1000 -> 750, price 10400 -> 11000, magic resist 30% -> 20% (no longer unique)
Sovs og kartofler: magic resist 25% -> 20% (no longer unique)
Kartofler: magic resist 20% -> 10% (no longer unique)
BUG FIXES AND OTHER CHANGES
Bugfixes
Couriers fixed
Magic resistance on kartoffel items now work again
Status effect visuals now apply to existing custom models
Other changes
All heroes now have new icons in the selection screen and at the top scoreboard.
Added scepter descriptions to new scepter UI
Urgot volume turned down
Krogh ult soundtrack made way less obnoxious
Many more tooltips and icons added, however there are still missing some
MIDPATCH HOTFIXES
Fixes a bug that caused some abilities to reset to lvl 1 everytime you respawned
Removed old maps from possible map selection
Global gold now grants in fountain and while death
Some tooltip changes
Intruder: base stats buff: base agility 25 -> 26, base damage 41 -> 47, base attack rate 1.8 -> 1.7
Prophecy: base stats buff: base agility 19 -> 20, base int 30 -> 32, base attack rate 1.7 -> 1.6
Harald: wrath of thor: damage 100/300/500/900 -> 110/240/370/500
Harald: viking army: spawns of both types 3/6/9 -> 3/5/7
Teemo: toxic shot: int scaling on hit 1.35 -> 1.1, damage per tick 15/25/35/45 -> 10/20/30/40, damage on hit 15/22/29/36 -> 12/19/26/33, int scaling per sec 0.45 -> 0.35
Cid: Upgrade skills: duration 20/30/40 -> 10/18/26, no longer becomes insanely big, intensity of visual effects down extreme
